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I admit I don’t like football either but the damage is done and we leave soon after.
Effectiveness – 2/10 – Only use this if they’re wearing a United shirt and you give a crap about United.
But the app has fallen in popularity compared to Tinder, and the fact that you can receive messages from anyone - without matching first - means that your inbox can quickly become clogged with sleaze. It matches you with people based on your location and a shared interest in music.
It can import your favourite tunes from your smartphone or and does the hard work for you by collating matches.
When they return and his friend goes to the loo, I swoop and ask if I can borrow his lighter. Then Dave drops a hint about his mate’s girlfriend and we move off. 4) I pick out an ice cube from my drink, carry it over to the slick-haired, muscly carpenter I have my eye on and throw it down. He laughs a bit but I soon establish James is sweet but very, very drunk. But I eventually fix on a barman with cute Jack Jones’ and lovely curly brown hair to boot.
I’ve tried this line on other men and am surprised how consistently well it works – not necessarily shoes but just complimenting something they’re wearing.
I didn’t know whether it would be better to go for a simple greeting or an attention-grabbing joke.
So I did the only logical thing – I made a list and set out on a Friday night to try them, with only a friend and a vodka and soda for support. 1) I approach Matt, a guy with dirty-blonde hair in a parka standing by a jukebox.
He looks confused, says he doesn’t like football and is more of a rugby man.
Before I knew it, the whole bar was suggesting chat up lines for me to try out.
There was a huge range – from subtle, chatty openers to cheesy, outrageous lines.
It works in a similar way to Tinder, the only difference is that Bumble only allows women to start a conversation with their matches and they have just 24 hours to do so before the connection disappears. The idea is to stop women getting loads of sleazy messages – but I have it on good authority that some men are taking advantage of this and view the app as an opportunity for them to 'sit back and do nothing', while women ‘rush around trying to message the potential loves of their lives in 24 hours.’ Not exactly the epitome of equality… This is one of the biggest dating sites out there, and a lot of people I know have had relationship success here.
The bonus is that users can fill in a lot of information about themselves, so you can tell who's after casual sex and who wants more.After the initial comment they always go on to chat, this guy included, so it’s a real winner.