Internet dating mc lars
25-May-2018 12:40
On “Generic Crunk Rap” Lars deconstructs the formula of the Lil’ Jon-popularized style, spitting lines like “rhyme about my gun…phrase about my clique…gratuitous rap about being crunk,” to the beat of a crunk track.
For “Signing Emo,” Lars throws in full emo choruses from the fictional band, Hearts That Hate.
Send me an IM and I'll make your day [DARYL47:] I'm 22 and my name is Daryl [Carol Babe69:] Nice to meet you Daryl my name is Carol [DARYL47:] What do you like Carol? I collect comic books and vintage clothes What do you like? I play rock guitar, but I'm not that great I like to go on dates and I like to stay up late I live in San Francisco and hang on the Haight [Carol Babe69:] Do you like the Golden Gate?
[DARYL47:] Maybe you should wait See I'm really forty-seven, I have kids and a wife I weight 300 pounds and I really hate my life [Carol Babe69:] Are you serious?
[Daryl47:] Maybe you should wait See I'm really forty-seven, I have kids and a wife I weight 300 pounds and I really hate my life [Carolbabe69:] Are you serious?
Internet relationships are not real Your heart people steal but identities conceal So here's a tale of warning for girls and boys Laptop computers can be dangerous toys [Daryl47:] In the chat room, I inspect. [Daryl47:] I did when I was eight [Carolbabe69:] Maybe I can come and visit?
I'm not 20, I'm really 32 I only have one leg and I like to sniff glue [DARYL47:] You lied to me Carol [Carol Babe69:] Well, you lied to me too [CHORUS] It's not normal to have an Internet girlfriend.
Send me an IM and I'll make your day DARYL47: I'm 22 and my name is Daryl Carol Babe69: Nice to meet you Daryl my name is Carol DARYL47: What do you like Carol? I collect comic books and vintage clothes What do you like? I play rock guitar, but I'm not that great I like to go on dates and stay up late I live in San Francisco and hang on the Haight Carol Babe69: Do you like the Golden Gate?
[DARYL47:] Yes [Carol Babe69:] Well, I've got a secret too.
I'm not 20 years old, I'm really 32 I only have one leg and I like to sniff glue [DARYL47:] You lied to me Carol [Carol Babe69:] Well, you lied to me too [CHORUS] It's not normal to have an Internet girlfriend.
) I did when I was eight (Maybe I can come and visit) Maybe you should wait See I'm really forty-seven, I have kids and a wife I weigh three hundred pounds and I hate my life (Are you serious?
) Yes (Well I've got a secret two) (I'm not twenty, i'm really thirty-two) (I only have one leg and I like to sniff glue) You lied to me Carol!In the gospel according to 23-year-old MC Lars, Hot Topic is not punk rock, Internet dating is totally weird, “music was a product, now it is a service,” and emo and crunk are frustratingly formulaic.